The Ultimate Energy Glitch We’ve hacked your hardware (Mole-Rat), found the consumable buffs (Purple Pill), upgraded your software (DNA rewriting), and even fixed your multiplayer
The Multiplayer Update We’ve already hacked your hardware (Mole-Rat vitality), found the consumable buffs (Purple Pill), and upgraded your software (Focus/Meditation). But let’s be real:
Software vs. Hardware We’ve already covered the hardware hacks (remember the Mole-Rat?) and the consumable cheats (the Purple Pill). But what if the problem isn’t
The Update We Waited For Remember our last chat about the Naked Mole-Rat? The wrinkled little guy who hacked biology to live forever by turning
Permanent Prime Right now, you’re probably at your peak. Max energy, fast recovery, sharp mind. But statistically, biology eventually starts nerfing your stats. You slow
